Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
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G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Next week: Something animated.
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  • Sebastian Brand
    Sebastian Brand

    The idea of the good ninja wears black and the bad ninja wears white actually comes from the chinese depiction of good being shown in plays as white and black as good

  • outdoor exploration
    outdoor exploration

    Nice tremors reference!

  • John Rankin
    John Rankin

    All the Joe's and soldiers had to be apart of NATO in this movie even though they were mostly Americans/American actors and we see Nato flags everywhere.. I'd add sins on just for this.. Everyone knows in the cartoons and comics that G.I. Joe is a AMERICAN unit and not fucking NATO..

  • Parkour Yan
    Parkour Yan

    Black dude: don't make me shoot a woman you: THAT'S RACIST

  • Craig
    Craig

    Ms Jackson if you nasty!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • Tariq Sharif
    Tariq Sharif

    u kinda missed the part where the ice falls in water.... just saying ;)

  • Swagg Surfer
    Swagg Surfer

    9:53 lol snake eyes is like how tf dude know?? haha

  • Steven M
    Steven M

    I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!

  • An Apollo Guize
    An Apollo Guize

    Wait, did the ice at the end start sinking when the base blew up? dafuq kind of ice sinks! *DING*

  • Michael Khalid
    Michael Khalid

    you should do one for its sequel lol

  • Shawn N
    Shawn N

    The Good: The Baroness, General Hawk, Storm Shadow, the techno weapons The Bad: the script, Rip Cord being a comedic character, the suits, Rachel Nichols The Ugly: Snake Eyes outfit, Cobra Commander

  • Kannah Vivien
    Kannah Vivien

    This movie had wayyy too many flash-backs in it. For every character. I almost would've preferred watching this movie with narration summing up every important character's backstory.

  • Martin Potts
    Martin Potts

    I'm sorry but the whole film should be the video.

  • Kimberly Latrice
    Kimberly Latrice

    Wow - Rick, Loch-Nay, and Imotep from The Mummy Returns were recast together in this movie!

  • Ignatius Rocky
    Ignatius Rocky

    basically the whole movie is wrong

  • David Manning
    David Manning

    God that movie was so bad

  • Mike Sinyaboot
    Mike Sinyaboot

    Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Orange man bad!! Ruuussssiiiiaaaa. Impeachhh!!........other random NPC noises!!!!!

  • Daisy Anderson
    Daisy Anderson

    This is a kids movie

  • Angl0sax0nknight
    Angl0sax0nknight

    Did they hire Jason in space (18.07) ?

  • Kainable87
    Kainable87

    5:49 okay, so the MAGA line. I did not look at the date stamp for this upload. Getting bit by a snake is not exactly how it works. But Trump had HUGE turn outs to his rallies and Hillary had enough that I could count them all on my digits.

  • abracadabra alakazam
    abracadabra alakazam

    Is it me or this is movie version of Command and Conquer Tiberium universe

  • Raun Smith
    Raun Smith

    God, I forgot how terrible this sequel was.

  • Ravigyne
    Ravigyne

    Still deserves at least 1000 sins for ignoring the obvious. Badguy's company built the things. Just give them over to Cobra and things go down without the Joes knowing.

  • Suisyo
    Suisyo

    Oh man I was hoping they did one of these for the GI Joe Retaliation. Watched it last night and the whole time kept thinking of how many sins it would get 😆

  • 505 Booker 2049384
    505 Booker 2049384

    What the fuck, This movie shat all over gi Joe and the first one Fecal matter splashed all over my childhood sense of Patriotic vision

  • Shurikenger25
    Shurikenger25

    17:59 Cheat Commandos! They're maybe fighting for freedom! And each are sold separately! Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil! Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!

  • anthony james
    anthony james

    they should have asked a real fan on what they would have liked to seen in the movie.

  • Alyssin Williams
    Alyssin Williams

    I enjoyed this film

  • Josh Jenner
    Josh Jenner

    +100 sins for the worst acting by everyone in this film , that Channing guy is just awful 🙈

  • Sreyan Kanungo
    Sreyan Kanungo

    One third of the critics here are just him making weird jokes

  • Joe Petri
    Joe Petri

    Retaliation please

  • Derrick Nichols
    Derrick Nichols

    2nd class Sega Genius graphics 😄😄. I'm laughing

  • Samantha Fitzgibbon
    Samantha Fitzgibbon

    Good Lord. I saw this in theaters. I remember NOTHING. Not a good sign.

  • Krysti_NF
    Krysti_NF

    1 sin for you buddy, for not fitting in Cobra's theme song.

  • Kuya Cyren Shadow
    Kuya Cyren Shadow

    The gi joe is a great movie bro

  • GCT10/31/1990
    GCT10/31/1990

    Why doesn't Cinema Sin know the difference between sexiest and racist... You just just making a phrase "That's Racist" about a situation which more so involved sex or gender (depending on if you wanna get into a fight with a transgender which I don't, better just use both to be sure) not killing a woman because she's a woman is more so sexiest... Where does race come into this?

  • Adam Gilbreth
    Adam Gilbreth

    Can we also point out that this movie has a bunch of actors that were in the Mummy Movies

  • Axel Rodríguez
    Axel Rodríguez

    Kaya scarlario gets emotional for a role of kartina scar in league of legends 2019 movie

  • Mike Crow
    Mike Crow

    The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.

  • LUCAS MCQUEEN
    LUCAS MCQUEEN

    1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

    • Dustin Reid
      Dustin Reid

      Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

  • Horizon Studios
    Horizon Studios

    2:57 "Don't make me shoot a woman" Cinema Sins - That's Racist! Me - erm, don't you mean sexist?..

  • ExQtics
    ExQtics

    I forgot this movie existed

  • Supreme Being
    Supreme Being

    growing up with Gi Joe its hard to watch....They could put the Marvel folks behind this and make it good if they put their minds to it....many great plots and stories to be used.

  • krewtaun 707
    krewtaun 707

    I loved these films until they killed duke

  • BONOKI
    BONOKI

    i still enjoyed the flicker... but thanks for the laughts.

  • patriot459
    patriot459

    Avoid potholes. Car gets hit by train and flips through oh and also blows up haha

  • Emmanuel Reynoso
    Emmanuel Reynoso

    At 11:02, it's clear you've never ridden a bike in the rain. While yeah he should've been wearing a helmet, that shit *sucks* if it hits you in the eye.

  • Jafar ALHADAD
    Jafar ALHADAD

    I'll be honest captain america Winter soldier movie is a much better g.i joe movie than actual G.i Joe movie

  • Izumi
    Izumi

    Come on hurry up and do the sequel!

  • crabbieappleton
    crabbieappleton

    I never noticed that Snake Eyes has a mouth molded into his mask. Sinworthy or just weird?

  • Chris Jacobs
    Chris Jacobs

    Dennis Quad is the worst actor ever!!

  • Andrew Marshall
    Andrew Marshall

    It's good to see these guys all here, but doctor who is that?

  • Crusadercaster
    Crusadercaster

    I have literally been waiting for this since the channel’s birth, I might have to sub again

  • axeyguitar888
    axeyguitar888

    No one gonna mention that they have both the protagonist and the antagonist from The Mummy here.....

  • Christian Carrillo
    Christian Carrillo

    As a kid I didn’t even know how bad this movie was and now that I do.....

  • Josh Kenobi
    Josh Kenobi

    "Now what was your plan, run 3,000 miles across the ice?!?" Would've been the perfect chance to say Storm Shadow would be excellent at Cinemasins.

  • Lord Of The World
    Lord Of The World

    That maga rallies comment was hilarious!

  • Shlomi Catz
    Shlomi Catz

    the second movie published in 2010. but the Israeli PM is identical to Ehud Olmert, the retired PM in 2009

  • Keith Ellis
    Keith Ellis

    Why???? Bad movie.

  • Solaceboy
    Solaceboy

    Lorenzo di Bonaventura is responsible for making this piece of trash.

  • Porygon-Z
    Porygon-Z

    I am surprised you didn't point out General needs a wheelchair after having his chest slashed. It's not like he walks on nipples or anything.

  • Mr. Nemo
    Mr. Nemo

    well...I used to enjoy these...but in the last two i've watched you've insulted anyone who isn't a lefty turd. I'm out

  • Everyone has an opinion
    Everyone has an opinion

    Hey Jeremy? Did you just skip a busty pretty red head jogging?

  • Jason W
    Jason W

    12:33 plus 100 sins that they survived that crash.

  • EMPTY V
    EMPTY V

    IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A RETARDED PERSON WHO CAN MAKE YOU TUBE VIDEO'S , I JUST THINK HE NEED'S AN ADULT OR PAID NURSE WHO CAN HELP HIM WITH EDITING THE VIDEO BECAUSE WELL WATCH IT AND YOU'LL SEE JUST HOW RETARDED HE IS ... YOU CAN LITERALLY TELL HIS IQ WITCH IS -15 BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THIS VIDEO IS MAN FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME REALLY DOES A NUMBER ON THIS RETARD ...

  • iQOUTY
    iQOUTY

    Yay another "Doctor Who is that?" love them

  • Henrik
    Henrik

    "Go, Joe"? Jesus, this video is dumb.

  • John Swanson
    John Swanson

    No sin for having no less than 4 actors from the first two installments of the mummy, yet did not spring the cash for Rachel Weisz Cameo. The least they could have included John Hannah with the money saved.

  • Rachel M.
    Rachel M.

    What bothers me about this movie and I mean...REALLY bothers me is Snake Eyes' mask being perfectly sculpted to his lips.

  • Dunebuggie Jones
    Dunebuggie Jones

    Their making another one. *DING*

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