Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
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G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Next week: Something animated.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • Majoranimefan123
    Majoranimefan123

    Stop making current references to movies that came out after this it’s fucking stupid

  • Juan Consuegra
    Juan Consuegra

    Finally somebody as cinema sins says the forced relationship between Scarlett and ripcord which Scarlett never had any interested at all with any other Joe’s if it wasn’t snake eyes and we never got her relationship with snakes in this movie which I know for a fact pissed off a lot of the gi joe fans like myself😑😑😑😑😑

    • ᎠᎪsh ᏆhᎬ  ⒹⒺⓈⓉⓇⓄⓎⒺⓇ
      ᎠᎪsh ᏆhᎬ ⒹⒺⓈⓉⓇⓄⓎⒺⓇ

      Juan Consuegra yea it Was a big fuck you to G.I fans -_-

  • 67th Sin
    67th Sin

    @13:36 he really said "get your mathematical calculations Off of my Joe boner"

  • Dill Pickle The Cactus Cat
    Dill Pickle The Cactus Cat

    At this point I’m literally watching movies for free with an added bonus of this fucking dude.

  • Captain Smoke
    Captain Smoke

    Every woman in this movie is just a superhot chick. lol What's the redhead's name?

  • RandomNumber
    RandomNumber

    "Dammit," I said to myself just before watching this video, "I'm so SICK of politics right now. I'll watch some CinemaSins to escape that..." Nope.

  • DaemonCaedo1
    DaemonCaedo1

    Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

    • ᎠᎪsh ᏆhᎬ  ⒹⒺⓈⓉⓇⓄⓎⒺⓇ
      ᎠᎪsh ᏆhᎬ ⒹⒺⓈⓉⓇⓄⓎⒺⓇ

      DaemonCaedo1 Nope! It looks so fucking stupid

  • Pioneering Eagle
    Pioneering Eagle

    only resion thoughs two wear it is its exspensive and is disined for only tranys who have not bean fuly trained so they can keep up with the team

  • Thicc Fila
    Thicc Fila

    Fidget spinners in 2009 I didnt even know

  • Joey Mulvaney
    Joey Mulvaney

    The reality behind powered suits like that would be terrible In halo the Spartans are only able to use it because their bodies have been surgically and genetically upgraded so much their bones wont snap like twigs every single time a movement would be made. If normal humans used such suits, they would quickly die, as even their spasms from pain due to the initial movements breaking their bones would continue to break their bodies.. Would be bad all around

  • We've Been Attacked
    We've Been Attacked

    3:53 discount Oscar Isaac

  • Orrenman
    Orrenman

    I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

  • Kirsty
    Kirsty

    Oh boy, as someone whom is Scottish, that accent was terrible.

  • Lucian Starkiller
    Lucian Starkiller

    Am I the only one who thought JGL was Dr Mindbender the entire time during the first watch?

  • Nick Collins
    Nick Collins

    *ITS **18:16** SECONDS!!!!*

  • ボイshrek the duckボイ
    ボイshrek the duckボイ

    damn

  • BestHotboi NA
    BestHotboi NA

    9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

  • Devonte McCoy
    Devonte McCoy

    Don't make me shoot a women that's racist😂😂😂😂😂

  • ummm help
    ummm help

    G.I. Joe american hero killing hundreds of civilians in foreign countrys

  • Ofnir
    Ofnir

    Cinemawokesins ...sorry that came off (forced)

  • David Bro
    David Bro

    Red head chick is 🔥 gonna watch Continuum again

  • BigDutchKingTut
    BigDutchKingTut

    @13:13 and of course the black guy get brutalized by the police..? That's racist.

  • BigDutchKingTut
    BigDutchKingTut

    @9:24 and that's racist. 😏😉👍

  • Philip Martin
    Philip Martin

    Everything Wrong With Justice League of America (1997)

  • Brody Ramsey
    Brody Ramsey

    So you just hate all movies or something?

  • subito113
    subito113

    Lather, rinse, and obey. Its time to wash your hair today!

  • Dominic Sedillo
    Dominic Sedillo

    Oh man! They said "ATM Machine"!!!!

  • hewstopia H. Christ
    hewstopia H. Christ

    Drumpf bad

  • Sheryl Wilkins
    Sheryl Wilkins

    That explains the MAGA rallies. LOL

  • Killergamers118 Windshuttel
    Killergamers118 Windshuttel

    4:28 he sounds like captain Mac Millian, ghost and Soap from the Cod me series

  • tornadosirenlover100
    tornadosirenlover100

    Oh hay a MST3K reference and I'm only half a minute into the sins!

  • Kobe Teeth
    Kobe Teeth

    A fucking Tremors reference. I can die happy now.

  • V Supreme
    V Supreme

    Red stuff are tracer rounds

  • Holy Cucumber
    Holy Cucumber

    Tbh some of these “sins” are actually over the top. It’s like you’re the most serious person who can’t even have a little fun moment.

    • Holy Cucumber
      Holy Cucumber

      Basketball Kev i get the ourpose is to be sarcastic but at the same time some sins make abosulute no sense at all. In either a funny or serious way

    • Basketball Kev
      Basketball Kev

      Ohhh the irony of your comment 😂😂😂 you sound like the exact person you just described, youre not supposed to take this channel that seriously lbs its all in good fun my guy

  • studinthemaking
    studinthemaking

    This movie was so awful. It made cobra looks good.

  • Man In A Bubble
    Man In A Bubble

    Great video!! Hi GIJOE Fans! Just saying hi. I am a filmmaker about to release a GIJOE Fan Film. Come visit me. :)

  • Aiden The Green Stone Knight
    Aiden The Green Stone Knight

    10:07

  • Chris Grey
    Chris Grey

    I don't see how Channing Tatum is love to keep on acting he can't act worth 💩

  • Chris Grey
    Chris Grey

    The second GI Joe movie was so bad did cancel the plans for a GI Joe and transformers crossover movie.

  • Corey Kelley
    Corey Kelley

    I guess you never actually watched the GI Joe cartoon?

  • Beckett Scott
    Beckett Scott

    He did try to shoot the tires

  • drewski west
    drewski west

    i really used to love this channel even when the voice actor got updated to you but the quality has gone so far down hill i just can't abide your fake, forced laugh is no longer remotely funny it's just cringe inducing... along with all your shitty attempts at jokes forced horrible attempts at jokes i really hope you guys can recover but i fear... it's too late

  • David Bolha
    David Bolha

    Corel Draw ! Man I still have that program. 😂

  • Aeriok
    Aeriok

    you missed the Sauce/blood on the accelerator suits, and then there is the control pad that Cobra Commander... its 4 rectangular buttons with no markings on them... leading whoever is using it has to play Eeney Meeney Miney Moe

  • Bo Bandy
    Bo Bandy

    I don’t remember this movie well but Joseph Gordon too many names was the crazy bad guy

  • Matthew Landrigan-Reid
    Matthew Landrigan-Reid

    This movie would of been better if it was based on the Cheat Commandos (and funnier).

  • Steve Gonder
    Steve Gonder

    I enjoyed your videos until you had to make a MAGA comment...how original, it’s not like every news reporter, late-night comedian, and actor, doesn’t already make anti-Trump comments. Conservative is the new counterculture.

  • Matthew Ramirez
    Matthew Ramirez

    How do you shoot women and children? You just dont lead em as much!

  • Greg Flowers
    Greg Flowers

    Dumb movie; not g I joke. Could have called anything else and it would have been anything else. Just because you try to relate by giving the characters the same names, doesn't mean they are. Obviously the creators is this "movie" didn't know a damn thing about g I joe.

  • Nazael Rahl
    Nazael Rahl

    Rachel Nichols is not my gilrfriend in this movie.

  • QuantumS1ngularity
    QuantumS1ngularity

    Actually sunglasses in the rain kinda make sense when you ride a motorcycle w/o helmet. Not that any sane person would ever do that irl, but you have to put yourself in the place of a very depressed man. A lot of abnormal things start to look ok to you then.

  • Wes Idk
    Wes Idk

    The ninja guy is my favorite action figure and he is really cool and he's really awesome and cool and if you don't like him you suck

    • j2323j
      j2323j

      FACTS 💯

  • Deranged Deystroyer
    Deranged Deystroyer

    Oh you actually added 20 sins

  • Grace Woofter
    Grace Woofter

    10:35 I am so proud of you, CinemaSins.

  • Aliksandr Daisuke
    Aliksandr Daisuke

    Surprised you didn't sin how the underwater base beneath the ice was destroyed by ice chunks SINKING down onto it from those explosions. Ice doesn't sink, it floats!

  • Njotu Awasi
    Njotu Awasi

    the rise of cobra😂😂😂😂

  • Ragnar-USA
    Ragnar-USA

    1641 is considered NOT 17 century .

  • Sasquash
    Sasquash

    Uuuuug, his Scottish accent is horrendous.

  • ThirstQuencher2
    ThirstQuencher2

    LOVE the CorelDraw / Windows 95 Reference!

  • Dave K
    Dave K

    Sin missed: at 16:58 when the underwater base explodes, all the ice sinks! lol ... [BTW, love the videos, great cráic :) ]

  • Pax Romana
    Pax Romana

    I didn't see this movie, I saw the sequel. I remember liking the sequel. As I watched through this video, the entire time, I thought this was the sequel, and thought "This movie is way worse than I remember." The point is, GI Joe sucks.

  • josh house
    josh house

    16th century feudal France

  • Dandin
    Dandin

    ^This movie is so shit I can't even make it 3 minutes through the funny review of it.

  • Razvan Mihaeanu
    Razvan Mihaeanu

    5:25 hey, look, it's Michael Wincott!

  • Death watch
    Death watch

    The G.I Joes are no match for the G.I.G.N.

    • Razvan Mihaeanu
      Razvan Mihaeanu

      G.I.G.N. is no match for the residents of Pleven outskirts.

  • Max Matthews
    Max Matthews

    People who say "jingoistic" are _________________.

  • Justin H
    Justin H

    Duke also has a goatee, when facial hair isn't allowed. And only a well kept short full beard is allowed

  • dragonic2012
    dragonic2012

    Please do "The Last Legion" from 2007

  • Skigh Blaqq The Prod
    Skigh Blaqq The Prod

    Jason X please it is waiting to be sinned...

  • thomasfplm
    thomasfplm

    I'm annoyed by the fact that you didn't sin the ICE SINKING AT THE OCEAN when the base was destroyed.

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