I Got Preg-nant From Swimming with My Friends
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My life was over. Bury me, forget about me - over. I had gotten pregnant from SWIMMING IN A POOL. I had to skip town. Could I fake my death? Could I disappear? My heart was pounding like it was going to jump out of my chest and try to strangle me for being so STUPID. How had I gotten knocked up at 15?! I couldn’t even be on “16 and Pregnant” what kind of BS was THIS?! What was I supposed to do?! I had to tell him. I had to just...waltz over and tell the man that did this to me the truth...that he ruined both of our lives because he couldn’t handle a snack in a cute lil swimsuit. So how did I, a cute lil snack, end up getting knocked up in a pool? My name’s Felicia, and yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking, I must be so stupid. Well, I was, not all of us had ed, so get a load of this. I was raised in the mid-west. know, the middle of the west in the US? Cow fields? Corn fields? Just...just a lot of fields. Jot that down. My parents aren’t...like, extreme Mormons or anything, but they might as well be. I was raised with the bible as my bedtime story. I was raised with a creepy statue of crucified Jesus on a cross staring down at me in every room of the house. I was raised to be quiet, to not ask questions, and to basically be an innocent, uncombative doormat to everyone in my life. Do you know what else that meant? No Harry Potter! No Pokemon! No TV shows! From the get-go, I was that weird girl at school. know, the weird girl everyone avoids? The one who gets gum in her hair and tacks on her chair? Not that that...not that that happened to me, or anything. Because of everything my parents did, you’d THINK I would be ready for what happened to me in the 5th grade. I mean, you’d think that. But I was dumb and like, 11, so give me a break, alright? The TALK happened at our school. know that god-awful day where they separate the kids and shove the girls in a dark room to watch a video about periods and get handed pads by the sweaty, creepy gym teacher? Yeah. It was time for THAT nightmare. Lil’ old, dumb, uneducated me funneled into the classroom, bright-eyed and unaware of the horror that was about to ruin my life FOREVER. As soon as the video started, the giggles began. The word ‘Breasts’ was said and I swear on my life the girl beside me milk out of her nose. I giggled to join in, cuz for some reason, I thought maybe I wouldn’t be the weird girl if I laughed at the word ‘breasts’. That’s. When. It. Happened. I can still see it to this day in slow motion. The door of the classroom launched open like the Hulk himself had business to take care of. A million little prepubescent heads SNAPPED to face the intruder- And guess who it was? Go ahead, guess. Take one little guess. In her ankle-length denim dress, cross and turtleneck sweater-wearing fury, my MOTHER slammed the door open. Her face was the color of the devil’s butt. Her eyes were about to pop out of her head like a squeeze toy. In that moment, I wanted to die. No casket. No funeral. I wanted to be yeeted into a hole, covered in dirt, and succumb to by embarassment. I saw it all happen in slow-motion. My mom bolting across the room like she was heading for the finish line of the Olympics. Her grabbing my wrist like it was the last TV on black Friday. Her YANKING me out of the room like it was on fire. On top of this, she’s yelling about the teacher ‘poisoning our minds!’ I don’t know what’s so poisonous about and fallopian tubes, but apparently, they were like, arsenic’s twin brother to my mom. After that, it was game over for me. Black screen. No more lives left. Can’t restart the system. Done. D-O-N-E. No one would talk to me. I was the girl with a crazy mom. When I actually got my period, I was about 900% sure I was dying. My insides felt like they were occupied by Wolverine and Edward Scissorhands who both took up a hobby throwing knives. I didn’t know why it was happening. I didn’t know how to talk about it. So, the years passed. I bled. I got ignored by everyone in the class. I got shoved into lockers...ya da ya da. But a shiny, glowing beacon of light erupted into my life during my freshman year of high school. That shiny, glowing beacon? The other nerds in the AV class. Specifically: Miles. Miles was the Ross to my Rachel. The Angelina to my Brad - circa, like 2009. He was the Jack to my Jill - okay, wait, maybe not that one. What I’m trying to say is: I wanted him. BAD. Like, real bad. Kind of...desperately, bad? But I didn’t have moves. I had anti-moves. I had: “Whoops I accidentally spit on you while I was talking!” “Whoops I just handed you my phone and YOU’RE MY FRIGGIN’ LOCK SCREEN-” moments. When I got invited to a pool party with the AV club, I knew it was my time to shine. I had to do it. I had to make a move

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  • EXPLODE-EM -UP
    EXPLODE-EM -UP

    New story I got my dog pregnant 😱

  • Monarch Vision
    Monarch Vision

    Click bait

  • Xx Allie xX
    Xx Allie xX

    “i wanted to be yeeted into a hole” for gods sake 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Pineapples On Pizza Is Gross
    Pineapples On Pizza Is Gross

    a cute little snack? what? did i just hear that right!

  • Janna Trinidad
    Janna Trinidad

    Bye Felicia👋

  • parkour boss Tedward
    parkour boss Tedward

    I want to know the voice actor

  • Riley Miller
    Riley Miller

    I got secondhand embarrassment from this

  • Gwendalynn Alvarado
    Gwendalynn Alvarado

    Yeted 😂 she didn’t even say yeeted. This is what happens when you are Karen’s daughter.

  • Lilly And her ferret
    Lilly And her ferret

    Me bye felcia

  • TanqR Fan FOR LIFE
    TanqR Fan FOR LIFE

    This ain't real, the sperm can't even survive out of the human body for a long period of time plus the pool is filled with chlorine so it would be dead, you can't fucking get pregnant like that

  • CardiB BiggestFan
    CardiB BiggestFan

    Bruh these pregnant videos ya need to say what is true

  • An average Engineer
    An average Engineer

    Yo dumb channel, sperm can’t survive In water and sperm can’t randomly exit the dude’s ding dong.

  • Bella boo
    Bella boo

    Circle to my 2009 you know yeah I feel sorry for the actress that have to listen to this that ,have to say this

  • WishesX
    WishesX

    I feel horrible for her trying to be cat in the hat

  • ihate everybody
    ihate everybody

    Why does she keep saying that she wants to kill herself

  • Ariel In luv
    Ariel In luv

    How does this got 100K likes

  • elizabethxstyles
    elizabethxstyles

    whats up with the "preg-nant" thing in the title?

  • Ariel In luv
    Ariel In luv

    They think that making the story funny and having more Memes will make this ever better

  • Bwacha HD
    Bwacha HD

    How the frick. Edit: I have watched the video, and still don’t understand. AND HOW THE HELL DID SHE LOSE THE FETUS?!!?!!

  • LexGameplayz
    LexGameplayz

    Yeeted

  • Therappers
    Therappers

    So funny! 5 star! If you agree 👇👇👇👇

  • Tornadorockz
    Tornadorockz

    The beginning is how I feel everyday

  • Shawn Muir
    Shawn Muir

    5:07 was that Michael Jackson

  • Xtxniya
    Xtxniya

    When a Boomer try to be a Zoomed SMH 🙄✋ ah bye

  • Peyton Gilbert
    Peyton Gilbert

    The people who made this must be looking at this like this so so embarrassing like when your mom comes to your birth day

  • Cole Harris
    Cole Harris

    Wait so what the heck is with the mormon diss. You're pretty disrespectful

  • Peyton Gilbert
    Peyton Gilbert

    Was that a condom on a banana?😋😂

  • Fortnite Gamer980
    Fortnite Gamer980

    Does anybody realise that Jack and Jill were brother and sister 😅

  • Unknown
    Unknown

    Well it had to be bullshit clickbait, since it isn't possible.

  • Yadira Quintero
    Yadira Quintero

    The Umbrella Academy be like

  • Aimee Dargitz
    Aimee Dargitz

    Her jokes are not funny

  • EngiTheBird
    EngiTheBird

    0:20 I’m traumatized

  • Peech Marie
    Peech Marie

    Another never really happened to me before I'm the first smartest kid in my class but I'm sorry to hear that

  • Joking Around With Leila
    Joking Around With Leila

    every god damn sentence is literally an reference example like bruhhh

  • Jc The UwU Queen
    Jc The UwU Queen

    Yeah ted

  • Your Mum Your Mum
    Your Mum Your Mum

    BAI FELISHA

  • Omega Ultra
    Omega Ultra

    Okay, okay, what’s my prize for eating this infant? My last one was a toy.

  • Ela Tye
    Ela Tye

    "my life is over, bury me." - me 24/7

  • Junior Bunior
    Junior Bunior

    No Pokémon the struggle

  • Junior Bunior
    Junior Bunior

    My names falisha bye falisha

  • Junior Bunior
    Junior Bunior

    Her: I got prego from swimming in a pool me: ok boomer

  • Golden Falcon
    Golden Falcon

    Her: I wanted to be the Jill of his Jack Me: Wait.. Jack and Jill are siblings..

  • Father Squidward
    Father Squidward

    It’s not pregnant, it’s preg-nant

  • Fluffy Cloud
    Fluffy Cloud

    Bye Felicia

  • Miriam Barker
    Miriam Barker

    ...yes 😖😐

  • Idk What I’m doing
    Idk What I’m doing

    When Michel Jackson pops up No one: No one at all: Me: HE HeEEee

  • Soomi Chung
    Soomi Chung

    I just lost like 50 brain cells from watching this

  • Lil Liue
    Lil Liue

    I’m here from sniper wolf

  • Tamale_Rats _Unite
    Tamale_Rats _Unite

    ..Yitted into a hole

  • aziza abdella
    aziza abdella

    “The crazy old bat drove me to the er” did she say bat or am I hallucinating 😂

  • Susanoo god
    Susanoo god

    No pokemon😱

  • Gaming Fielder
    Gaming Fielder

    😂😂this is so rerarded

  • Robus WhiteWolf
    Robus WhiteWolf

    13:21 IT'S DOCTOR MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • super ultimate gamer
    super ultimate gamer

    A cute little snack?

  • Micky G
    Micky G

    Omg i loved how this story was told, I wish more story could be the same

  • Kamryn W.
    Kamryn W.

    “cute lil snack” 😏

  • Horses 4ever
    Horses 4ever

    “ I wanted to be yeeted into a hole” 😂

  • Elijah Jonas
    Elijah Jonas

    wtf.......

  • Mario García
    Mario García

    This video is so anyonning and stupid 😂

  • Berreta Escueta
    Berreta Escueta

    Next video: I have gotten pregnant by wearing clothes from goodwill

  • m. dxrkest
    m. dxrkest

    14 k people disliked

  • foraus
    foraus

    This is how much times she said stupis | | ×

  • Robe Trucks
    Robe Trucks

    What I'm doing here stupid video

  • Neveraskmewhomyfavis
    Neveraskmewhomyfavis

    The heck

  • Julie Lee
    Julie Lee

    YES. ALL. THE. TIME.

  • Nic_cuz ForLife
    Nic_cuz ForLife

    Anyone here from the tik tok

  • Ananth Swaminathan
    Ananth Swaminathan

    Being told a story from someone who compares everything ... like “this strawberry is my candy” or “this crystal is my money”

  • AimyDinh
    AimyDinh

    I dare you to watch the video without audio

  • Eliezer Warshong
    Eliezer Warshong

    Tf thumbnail and story totally different

  • blueraccoon 10
    blueraccoon 10

    Nice standing up to your mom

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