Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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  • psycleen

    hedge your hedge

  • Shannon E
    Shannon E

    Bill, you look great! and so hot🔥in those black suits! It's weird but I evidently have a Bill Maher/Black suit and tie❤

  • bluegold21

    Q: What commits an impeachable offence during an impeachment hearing...drum roll...A Russian doll.

  • Clark Gordon
    Clark Gordon

    he' just less of a crook than the others, everything is fixed, presidents are selected not elected

  • Jack Glenn
    Jack Glenn

    the only Jello they'll nail to the wall is Bill Cosby lol

  • Thuy Tran
    Thuy Tran

    I like. Your show

  • harry bonic
    harry bonic

    Squeal time with Swill player.

  • Deborah Linton
    Deborah Linton

    Hey Bill there are some serious children on your platform. Miss your intelligence..

  • Tugboat Slugs
    Tugboat Slugs

    We are all asking this... What is your plan for this country other than bashing Trump? Soon he will be gone regardless and we have nothing to offer as a suitable fix for our broken country.

  • Rick Slade
    Rick Slade

    I have a message to all of you pathetic crybaby liberals that are commenting/reading on here. Nothing you say or do will ever change the fact that Hillary Clinton lost in 2016 and Donald Trump is president of the United States. Furthermore, nothing you pathetic idiots say or do will change the fact that we have appointed over 150 right wing lifetime federal judges that will be imposing our will on the country for the next 40 years including the Supreme Court of the United States. You will never get that free college, you will never get universal healthcare, Daca will be repealed over the next couple months by the supreme court and all of those little invaders will be bounced back to whatever Third World shit holes they came from. Remember my name and my comment because I will be back on here when Trump wins in a landslide in 2020 to remind all of you what a bunch of pathetic liberal losers you are😂😂😂 #YOULOSTLIBERALSCUM🇺🇸

  • Hacks Construction
    Hacks Construction

    H el💦Ø = HBO = HO ME el💦ØX Ø FF ice 💦🔥♨ HOME BOX OFFICE

  • Kathleen LaCroix
    Kathleen LaCroix

    Lock Him up


    #AndrewYang is the only Dem pulling I Trump2020 fringe votes

  • Tom Barron
    Tom Barron

    If you talk like Bull Maher you are the sick one.

  • KorpsePaintKlown

    Dennis kinda looks like an evil Patton Oswalt

  • Keith Putnam
    Keith Putnam

    Unbelievably, the " I'm a crook,so what?", defense is working. I'ts just so out there,no one ever thought to use it before this clown.People seem to be kinda glazing over now, the endless stream of ridiculous bullshit that spews from him,just reinforces his scary 'chosen one' status amongst the proletariat.Cheers!

  • nasir ibrahim
    nasir ibrahim

    This dude is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Rhonda s
    Rhonda s

    I’m voting for Trump!

  • M

    What they are missing as an example in this scenario is that Hitler made up an alternative reality also, and fed it to the people, and people believed him and pledged allegiance to HIM, just as Trump also requires of his followers. Hitler said there was a Jewish Cabal, and fed the country a grand conspiracy theory and Germany bought it, and we all know where it went from there. Trump is a ruthless American dictator and will destroy those that go against him...simple as that! That is why the leaders of the GOP stay in a fantasy with this meglomaniac!

  • manyonezerometalsmyth Finli66
    manyonezerometalsmyth Finli66

    Good is that common force that regulates the finer things in life, which are all evil, and sometimes too perverse for a common good.

  • Alexander Burawa
    Alexander Burawa

    ttump is a walking, talking felony.

  • Miriam Spillane
    Miriam Spillane

    Christ, he loves adulation, but funny.

  • Hairy Mary
    Hairy Mary

    Dirty mouth Maher.

  • BundesRepublic Murica
    BundesRepublic Murica

    Jim Jordan is really slimy. I think he’ll get his in due time. Roger stone oy!

  • Chairita Harrell
    Chairita Harrell

    How smart can you be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • David Montbriand
    David Montbriand

    Trump’s only defense, “I’m a crook so what?”

  • Randy Lundrigan
    Randy Lundrigan

    The enemies of the United States know that 4 more years of Trump will destroy the very fiber of life, social and political, in this beacon of hope and stability to the rest of the world for these many decades. With Mr. Trump openly soliciting foreign interference as President, his Seria disgrace and the destruction of the inner systems of checks and balances with no regard for any negative consequence all but confirms to me that we should all bend over and kiss our, ass, present life goodbye because we are all F...ed!"

  • Mark Maiuri
    Mark Maiuri

    Jim Jordan is such a fuck up!

  • Rakinjo2

    How drunk was Bill during this shoot? He's barely coherent.

    • Ingrid Dubbel
      Ingrid Dubbel

      He's perfectly coherent.

  • Anthropos


  • Robertw

    Ya the rebublicans are really taking the party down I think debate is healthy but the gop can’t survive this

  • themetal

    This is why I have disconnected from all tRump supporters. If they are so ignorant that they still can't see how ethically, morally and politically corrupt this orange pile of s**t sitting in the Whitehouse is, I don't want to be near them. Dumb fools like that are dangerous to be around.

  • abeismain

    This is the last week of videos?

  • ronmiller.283

    Child trafficking more than you know ?

  • Sanctum Sanctorum
    Sanctum Sanctorum

    Trump is what you would get if Lex Luthor & Brainiac got together and created a child in a lab and fed it a steady diet of nothing but dumb sandwiches. And it ended up being genetically engineering without an anus and super tiny baby like hands. 😂 True story!!

  • lenne02

    I hope Stone never ever walks free on US streets.

  • lenne02

    Before Trump I didn't know that an American president can be that stupid and is being elected.

  • TacTeamYAH

    You communist liberals are very good at making yourselves look stupid.

    • Anthropos

      lots of work lately, Boris?.. lol

  • Aric Lemont
    Aric Lemont

    If you're a crook, you go to jail. Sadly you still have a show Bill

  • Chris DiDomenico
    Chris DiDomenico

    Wrong again Bill , still a shitbag liar i see. You are why i canceled hbo lmao lmao.

  • michael murratti
    michael murratti

    What the F**K is your Career? Bashing and Whining about TRUMP? Go F**K YOURSELF...ASSHOLE!

  • Sean o mahony
    Sean o mahony

    Enjoy your vacation you do deserve it. God bless you

  • breathagain

    Liberals should leave the bitter angry hateful leftist plantation..."what do you have to loose?"

  • Daniel Castillo
    Daniel Castillo

    Bill Maher.. Not funny

  • zorak

    Slipped up admitting that the audience is completely clueless of their own sides fuck ups lol

  • Paul Davenport
    Paul Davenport

    Ignorance is... not knowing. Stupidity is... not understanding. Supporting trump is... both.

  • James Burke
    James Burke

    the uker rain , whose the idiot?

  • Pam Miner
    Pam Miner

    I sure hope we can get rid of him. And To try to put our country’s morals and values and reputation.

  • Lorraine smith
    Lorraine smith

    Bill Maher yo7r a ass!

  • Hoai Nguyen
    Hoai Nguyen

    I hate Donald Trump

  • Brian Russel
    Brian Russel

    Me thinks both Devon's 🐄 dude blows Trump junk daily . This dud Gym Strap Jordan is worse lying POS enabled sex pervert at Ohio State University. He said only adult wrestlers were involved he is full of 🐄 shit. Every college host wrestling Camps for young boys of all ages . So both these guys probably suck and blow 🍊 🍄 daily . Hope karma puts them both in prison . They can blow all the 🍄 in prison Gym Jordan we will do lots of wrestling and sucking ,blowing he probably feel right at home. That Devon's 🐄 dude he be facing big Buba too.

  • Kay Lewis
    Kay Lewis

    Trump should be forced to build a jail for all his peeps ( because there will be many more) and let the tax payers keep their hard earned money . Dumpster should have to foot the bill . PERIOD .

  • Masato Indou
    Masato Indou

    I don't think America suffers fools for president, but the republicans do fckn parasites

  • Alicia Page
    Alicia Page

    The elites are all betraying each other while the public watches and laughs at them. Morons and their idiotic ghostwriting............ ghostwriting is spyware of lazy idiots who cannot think outside of their own lies. Politicians use ghostwriting, which is why they're so easily caught in lies.

  • Jill O'Farrell
    Jill O'Farrell

    im not talking about president trump im talking about Bill Maher nasty man

  • Jill O'Farrell
    Jill O'Farrell

    who is this nut case ihave never seen him before and he is gross

  • waiotahi52

    Of course Donald phones every US Ambassador in every country receiving US Aid and orders them to tell (add name here) 'I want nothing, there is no Quid pro quo, no Quid pro quo.Tell (add name) I want nothing'. Does it every day. Always a perfect phone call. Always the best. ..Always keeps a note written with a Sharpie of what he notes. Just in case there might be an impeachment inquiry and he needs to remember the words.Just like every President before him has done

  • Joyce Lim
    Joyce Lim


  • Sergio Jacquez
    Sergio Jacquez

    Jim Jordan another trump puppet and a lowlife. Karma well catch up to him and trump sooner or later.

  • Jacob Hughes
    Jacob Hughes

    You cant intimidate a witness who can’t see/hear what you said. Because to intimidate someone they have to know what you said.

  • J N
    J N

    Bill - you and Adam Schiff must be butt buddies.

  • Jesus Castanares
    Jesus Castanares


  • michael

    Yea Bill Maher needs a vacation poor guy has to do a talk show for one hour a week and make $800k per episode. Poor dude, we should all pitch in and pay for his vacation.

  • claire bigelow
    claire bigelow

    WITNESS Intimidation IS an impeachable law..we could GET RID of President Pussy Ass Bitch on that alone !! lets move on that !!!!

  • Nasral Nasrallah
    Nasral Nasrallah

    Hunter Biden is just a kid and kids are off limits

  • Bear Pelletier
    Bear Pelletier

    Bill used to be more funny. Maybe he needs new writers.

  • Happy Canuck
    Happy Canuck

    Interesting....look at the replies to my last comment.....from Americans.....why do you always come across so angry.....chill........or at least find out where Canada is.....we are not overseas.

  • Shawn Jones
    Shawn Jones

    You ignorant cunt, still living in denial. "He lost the election", sound like Crooked Hilary now, he won whether you like it or not. The Democrats have no facts, no evidence

  • Edward VanNoy
    Edward VanNoy

    FU@K you Bill. You and all your idiot fans, the Left that you love so much is ruining America and we're all doomed if the Democrats have their way.

  • Testiclops

    Stupid entertainment for establishment hacks / centrists. Fake news. Fake America entertainment for indulgent privileged dummies.